Orgasm in a Box (Oct 24, 2009 / 00:06)
I don't know whether to love or hate my mom for buying blueberry cheesecake.
GODDAMN BLUEBERRY CHEESECAKE!
It's like orgasm in a box.
Even though the alarm will be sounding at 6.30am tomorrow, I'll gladly jump out of bed and help myself to a piece of cake.
So eggcited, I can't sleep. Geeeeez.
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